typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

heyfunniest:

Nope.

heyfunniest:

Nope.

Imagine if Dean tried to be flirty with Cas.

  • Dean: Is that a roll of quarters or are you just happy to see me?
  • Cas: No, that's my penis.
  • Dean: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
  • Cas: Yes, Dean, I fell in a tree.
  • Dean: Do you come here often?
  • Cas: To Earth? Not really, the last time I was here was 2000 years ago.
  • Dean: You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Cas: No, I am not tired because I haven't been running, but thank you for your concern.
  • Dean: Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  • Cas: No, the earth has not been 'rocked' by me, perhaps another angel.
  • Dean: I may not be a genie, but I can make all your dreams come true.
  • Cas: I don't dream.
  • Dean: Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you.
  • Cas: No, I'm not composed of magnetic atoms nor are you composed of metallic atoms.
  • Dean: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
  • Cas: It is physically impossible to rearrange the English Alphabet.
  • Dean: Are you an alien because you just abducted my heart.
  • Cas: No, I'm an angel.
  • Dean: Are you lost? Because Heaven is a long way's away from here.
  • Cas: I know where I am and I know Heaven is far away from Earth, so no, I am not lost.
  • snorlaxatives:

    7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

    arrafrost:

    indecentdrawer:

    if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

    then spoil it

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    iwantwillgraham:

    missdontcare-x:

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    You just can’t not reblog this.

    you forgot us

    cryptoscience:

culturedcuriousity:

bootlegprecious:

THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.

Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

CORRECT.

    cryptoscience:

    culturedcuriousity:

    bootlegprecious:

    THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.

    And it’s simply delicious.

    Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?

    CORRECT.

    nunderwater:

    kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

    punacceptable:

    *grabs my own ass* nice

    candylandtimelord:

    my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

    gilmckinney:

    gilmckinney:

    god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

    you guys think im jokin

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    ass so fine

    god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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    i pledge allegiance to that ass

    God bless america!!!

    ugly:

    whores:

    whores:

    Don’t cry because its over

    cry because you’re ugly

    wow