itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr

tortillah:

"take everything off of your desk except for a piece of paper and a pencil"

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  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: because of all the updog in my car?
  • cop: whats up dog?
  • me: not much dog whats up with you?
  • cop: haha! thats funny you can go
  • overlypolitebisexual:

    cat people: dogs are cool too
    dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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    theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

    theblackcatstirs:

    shiningartifact:

    ziusik:

    thinly:

    -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

    -Pineapple.

    -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

    -Pineapple.

    -But sir-

    -Pine. Apple.

    CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

    PINE. APPLE.

    LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

    If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

    frillylacylove:

    ♡ purele strawberry bra and panty ♡

    meowsaythecat:

    Feelin cute with my yellow sweater and Vincent van Gogh socks…

    the-personal-quotes:

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